I'll be getting it back nonetheless. If only to make a point.
He called me darling the second conversation we had. Was purposeful, as he was being a condescending prick. Asked me if no one had ever been friendly to me before. And so on.
Could all be a misguided attempt to fuck my brother though.
I'm having a marvelous shitting time if you can't tell.
Funnily enough, it's possible to change one's mind and stop being friendly once you've started. I know you don't often get to that point, but it's entirely an option.
[ just kidding he'd hate it if you were friendly ]
Is he important? If he isn't, just kill him and bury him in the woods.
[ also just kidding, please don't do an unauthorized murder. ]
[but if it's so miserable why does he feel better, is it because the fastest way to his heart is mutual disdain]
However long it takes back to get back to the Gallows. We've turned around. Can't be more than a few more days. Or sooner if he sadly falls from the ferry.
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sometime in fantasy july
I'm on this fucking mission and there's this fucking asshole along with. Think he's flirting with me. I hate this fucking organization.
Found useless letters. Gave them away to Riftwatch.
You'd better be in Kirkwall when I get back.
[Like what's code for if not for bitching right.]
sorry please supply a canon accurate date i can't work in these conditions
They must have stacks of useless letters by now. It seems to keep them happy, at any rate.
[ top notch spy work, aka what Caspar has been foisting off on the FKA Inquisition for months now. ]
What makes you think he's flirting with you?
oh ok pls wait while i play inquisition real quick and find an in-game calendar to consult
[but he wANTED a useful letter for you, babe!!]
I'll be getting it back nonetheless. If only to make a point.
He called me darling the second conversation we had. Was purposeful, as he was being a condescending prick. Asked me if no one had ever been friendly to me before. And so on.
Could all be a misguided attempt to fuck my brother though.
I'm having a marvelous shitting time if you can't tell.
thank u for being so accommodating
Could be that he simply likes pissing you off.
[ which is about as sporting as hunting a drugged fox and doesn't necessarily discount flirting, but it's possible. ]
Have you tried being friendly back? See how he adapts. Perhaps he'll like it less.
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Your suggestion is 'be friendly back'.
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[ yes babe 0:) ]
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I would rather eat poison.
If his reaction is a backfire I have suddenly become friendly. And encouraged this horseshit.
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[ just kidding he'd hate it if you were friendly ]
Is he important? If he isn't, just kill him and bury him in the woods.
[ also just kidding, please don't do an unauthorized murder. ]
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[ALSO just kidding, he doesn't do random murders. Unless Caspar wants him to start and then he'd get on board.]
I'm not very good at digging holes, is the thing.
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[ socially. ]
Any convenient lakes nearby?
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A shallow river. Might be more a stream. With enough rocks, could work. All of this to be considered when I'm done being nice to him.
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Does your new friend have a name?
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[So.]
Leander. Bunny. That one's a nickname. I've not used it. Only heard it said when everyone was spilling their guts.
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[ they're gettin up there in years ok ]
"Bunny". And you haven't asked after the origins? In a friendly fashion or otherwise.
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[ this one is a little tangential and possibly less fair, but: ]
Why have we never discussed pet names?
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1/2
[ A real, not even sarcastic compliment. Terrible. ]
How much longer are you stuck with Bunny?
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You’re right, it’s a miserable nickname.
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[but if it's so miserable why does he feel better, is it because the fastest way to his heart is mutual disdain]
However long it takes back to get back to the Gallows. We've turned around. Can't be more than a few more days. Or sooner if he sadly falls from the ferry.
stunning. incredible. inspiring
[ the worst part of every job, including murder?? ]
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pops the cork on this heckin vintage
how much class does he have ]
Of course, it's what makes you such a good spy.
[ some class. ]
I'll likely be in the Gallows to meet you. I've a fresh stack of useless letters for Riftwatch that need delivering.
pops it back in
[The useless letters (which would make this sarcasm)? Or the meeting Caspar (which would make this genuine)? Who can say.]