Funnily enough, it's possible to change one's mind and stop being friendly once you've started. I know you don't often get to that point, but it's entirely an option.
[ just kidding he'd hate it if you were friendly ]
Is he important? If he isn't, just kill him and bury him in the woods.
[ also just kidding, please don't do an unauthorized murder. ]
[but if it's so miserable why does he feel better, is it because the fastest way to his heart is mutual disdain]
However long it takes back to get back to the Gallows. We've turned around. Can't be more than a few more days. Or sooner if he sadly falls from the ferry.
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[ just kidding he'd hate it if you were friendly ]
Is he important? If he isn't, just kill him and bury him in the woods.
[ also just kidding, please don't do an unauthorized murder. ]
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[ALSO just kidding, he doesn't do random murders. Unless Caspar wants him to start and then he'd get on board.]
I'm not very good at digging holes, is the thing.
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[ socially. ]
Any convenient lakes nearby?
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A shallow river. Might be more a stream. With enough rocks, could work. All of this to be considered when I'm done being nice to him.
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Does your new friend have a name?
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[So.]
Leander. Bunny. That one's a nickname. I've not used it. Only heard it said when everyone was spilling their guts.
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[ they're gettin up there in years ok ]
"Bunny". And you haven't asked after the origins? In a friendly fashion or otherwise.
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[ this one is a little tangential and possibly less fair, but: ]
Why have we never discussed pet names?
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1/2
[ A real, not even sarcastic compliment. Terrible. ]
How much longer are you stuck with Bunny?
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You’re right, it’s a miserable nickname.
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[but if it's so miserable why does he feel better, is it because the fastest way to his heart is mutual disdain]
However long it takes back to get back to the Gallows. We've turned around. Can't be more than a few more days. Or sooner if he sadly falls from the ferry.
stunning. incredible. inspiring
[ the worst part of every job, including murder?? ]
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pops the cork on this heckin vintage
how much class does he have ]
Of course, it's what makes you such a good spy.
[ some class. ]
I'll likely be in the Gallows to meet you. I've a fresh stack of useless letters for Riftwatch that need delivering.
pops it back in
[The useless letters (which would make this sarcasm)? Or the meeting Caspar (which would make this genuine)? Who can say.]